Author: Fish N' Stuff

dirtgay:

dirtgay:

An artist

4gifs:

4gifs:

Watch as I defeat your countermeasures. [video]

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justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

hmm

help they’re rebelling

you did it. you cracked the code. you reduced this blog to its bare essence

fish scare me. advice on how to get over fear?

fish scare me. advice on how to get over fear?

get a fish.  care for him deeply.  kiss him every day.  provide worms,  a shrimp perhaps.  he is too small and good

okay you're the only fish person I know s…

okay you're the only fish person I know so I wanna ask. do you know why the FUCK fish pick up little pebbles in their mouth and then just spit them back out. please its been eating me alive why do the wet boys chew rocks!!

fish are like humans in that they’re perpetually hungry dumbasses that never learn, but unlike humans, they haven’t deemed eating rocks “~socially unacceptable~” and can do so without being scorned

Gymnastics m

Gymnastics m

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patrickat:

animatedamerican:

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spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

you've probably been asked this a thousan…

you've probably been asked this a thousand times but what does a bite from an eel feel like?

surprisingly, i’ve never been asked this. 😮 eels have tiny mouths—even the stronk bois have snozzles smaller than a straw—and they slurp up their prey. when they open their mouths and throats that quickly, the water rushes in, along with whatever they’ve hovered their snoot over. the best example would be sucking on one end of a large hollow stir stick and pressing the other against your hand. you’ll definitely notice it, but it doesn’t hurt or even tingle.

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ensyme:

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

penguin-gloves:

penguin-gloves:

My little old man 😙