Author: Fish N' Stuff

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ultra-frog:

the utter sass of this man

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artist-the-dragon:

I bet you didn’t believe me.

:3

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happylilfrogs:

Taylor “I love to gloat about impulse buying animals” Dean

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n-a-blue-box:

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docwithtardisfez:

wildlifewednesdays:

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this video on my dash, so it’s time to bring it back! The information provided above is still correct, and was sourced directly from the zookeeper that takes care of this specific animal.

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ultra-frog:

The cryptid who sucks at being a cryptid

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dfwm:

regigigas:

jaccobazzi:

regigigas:

quarter:

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

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that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

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1-800-hellyeah:

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

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amyalexandra-reptiles:

Winston is all settled in! He’s a good lad 🙂

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snekromancy:

taysanimaladventures:

I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since he’s sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.

So when I’m first taking him out he freezes. I’m thinking, “okay, is he stuck?” and help him down. Then I see he’s clamped onto the towel.

Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He won’t let go. I holler for my boss. “Oh sorry I forgot.” Forgot what?

“He hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.”

So I’m explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we can’t take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.

He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.

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anotherdayforchaosfay:

furbearingbrick:

DEPLOY THE BOY

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