Author: generallyfishy2

kaleighbytheway: how-to-be-irish: angrily-brusk-howls: kant: A…

kaleighbytheway:

how-to-be-irish:

angrily-brusk-howls:

kant:

AAAAAAHHHH

Because she’s a bulldog and already has breathing issues that we bred into them for aesthetic, if she lays down she’d probably suffocate and die. She also won’t be able to give birth naturally, because we also bred them to have pelvises too small to give birth. This shit ain’t cute, she’s suffering and so will all her puppies, she should never have been bred.

^^^^^^ YUP YUP YUP YUP. Hate to be that fuckin person on a seemingly unproblematic post, but I despise that we just can’t fucking help ourselves when we have the opportunity to play god. So we do and we mold and force these living creatures to be as aesthetically pleasing to us as they can be without thinking about the organism itself. This is not the least bit cute or funny.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

niknak79: Hello ladies A gentleman and a scholar

niknak79:

Hello ladies

A gentleman and a scholar

kant: AAAAAAHHHH

kant:

AAAAAAHHHH

crimewave420: dinuguan: when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash yeah we got a…

crimewave420:

dinuguan:

when puppies get to dog age just put ‘em in the trash

yeah we got a clear shot at him im about to take him out

thewolfandowl: richardalperts: zevri: unchillworm: people: filled with sindirt: filled with…

thewolfandowl:

richardalperts:

zevri:

unchillworm:

people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

tinygaymoms: speedwag: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

tinygaymoms:

speedwag:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

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kianahsaro: maverikloki: interrobang-incorporated: maverikloki: maverikloki: So if my students…

kianahsaro:

maverikloki:

interrobang-incorporated:

maverikloki:

maverikloki:

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

K… but why conjugations of to be?

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

theroyalfrogman: Today’s good froggo is this phat lady

theroyalfrogman:

Today’s good froggo is this phat lady

steviepsyclone: alritepetal: a little something something to…

steviepsyclone:

alritepetal:

a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

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